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30 Things about myself (A personal post)

Ive been ask to post this, and so here it goes.

1) While my “American” friends call me by my first name, everybody down in Mexico calls me by my second.



2) Family calls me Mane…don’t ask why or how, just go with it.



3) Apparently I was born at 6:00 pm…lazy kid.



4) My hometown in Mexico is called Jalostotitlan (originally spelled Xalostotitlan).



5) The first time I was mesmerized and enchanted by a woman was at the tender age of 7-8 (around that age) she was 25 years my senior. It was doomed to fail. Alas, with a heavy heart, I had to let her go. She fell in my embrace and begged that i stayed, but this bird had to fly…this bird had to fly (At least thats how it played in my head) 



6) I have two birthmarks. Both on my left side (which is a weird coincidence) A birth scar that runs along my jaw line on the left side of my face and a…something (Is weird to describe) on my left hip bone.



7) I laugh, alot..sometimes for the littlest of things…and LOUD! TOO loud sometimes.



8) I like to dance. (Understatement of the year)



9) Sometimes, when me and my brother happen to run into each other at the house, we suddenly STOP in our tracks, we stare at each other, we dramatically do fight posses, and with a deep voice we say “Are you ready?…..FIGHT!” and then we fight. 



10) I write short stories in napkins…when no one is looking, of course.



11) I like to read alot. Books, booklets, pamphlets, fliers, etc etc.



12) I like the smell of wet dirt, (you guys know what im talking about, right? like right after it stops raining, the smell coming from the vegetation).



13) I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can’t deny…wait, thats not mine, is it? Still…



14) So far, Ive seen: California, New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona (boo!) Utah, Colorado, Texas, Tennessee, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, Virginia, West Virginia (damn deer) The District of Columbia…umm. I think thats all that I remember.



15) I CAN believe its not butter.



16) I am obsessed with the movie “Scott Pilgrim vs The World”.



17) So far Ive dated an African American, a white guuurl, and a Latina…Asian girl maybe soon?



18) Music is the most epic thing in this planet.



19) I have no sisters.



20) I do have many, many daughters. (Inside joke)



21) I’ve been single…almost 2 years now…I think.



22) The club cant handle me right now.



23) You guys seen Home Alone, right? the scene where the dude slips and falls backwards HARD? Well, couple of years ago (which seems like an eternity now) I slipped on ice and fell just like that…in front of the entire High School student body. Epic day.



24) I make a MEAN sandwich.



25) When I’m down, I listen to jazz a lot (Me, Chet Baker and Frank Sinatra hang out together to share pains and heartbreaks)



26) I dont know how to swim.



27) I strive to be the best gentleman in dress, attitude and behavior I can possibly be.



28) I hate clowns.



29) I love the company of women.



30) I love me some Tortas, LOVE THEM